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sixdrinkames:

juniorjewel:

baptisms:

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

versacethotty:

captainsnoop:

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

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ravenlights:

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oh-so-much-adhd:

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Workβ„’ hits you

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klubbhead:

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

markruffalo:
“TBT
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otatma:

markusbones:

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

itsaubreylmfao:

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

dorknewton:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“That’s the life
”
wheres the store op
”

dorknewton:

caucasianscriptures:

That’s the life

wheres the store op

mlmjumin:

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha